The Maid's Qualification Test


Maid Lisbeth's MQT ©1998-2001, version 3.1

This test rates your qualifications as a maid. Your actual experience is evaluated, together with aspects of your training and most important: your maid personality.

After having made the test, you are invited to enter the Maids' Register.


CONTENTS:

1 Introduction

2 Scale of Grades

3 The Test

4 Submit Score for the Statistics

5 Statistics

6 Comments
 
 


1 INTRODUCTION

The result is showing your qualification on a scale from 0 - 100, where 0 is best and 100 would mean that you are completely without qualifications.

Hopefully the test will enlighten you on how far you still have to go, before you can start thinking about relaxing on your training.

A copy of your test form may also prove useful when you are applying for a new position. A Mistress is entitled to know how much efforts She will have to put into shaping the new maid up to standard, before taking you on.

The test may also help the Mistress in directing the training at the maid's weak spots.

I know that some of you will be up for a rough period of intensive training, after presenting a bad score for your Mistress. But you got to remember: It will all be for your own good  -  at the end. Please tell us about it, when you come back for testing your improvements.

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2 SCALE OF GRADES

You can check out your status on this scale:

  0 - 10        You are an Outstanding Maid, qualified as a First Maid

11 - 30        You are an Excellent Maid, qualified as a Senior Maid

31 - 50        You are a Good Maid, qualified as a Staff Maid

51 - 70        You are a Fair Maid, qualified as an Assistant Maid

71 - 90        You are a Poor Maid, qualified as a Novice Maid

91 - 100      You are a Useless Maid, qualified as a Dismissed Maid

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3 THE TEST


What is your title?    

What is your name? 

Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes". The submit button is at the bottom. The result is presented instantly and will not be recorded. For statistical purposes I would appreciate it if you would submit the score to Maid Lisbeth.

        A: Maid's Experience

  1. Have you ever been dressed up in a maid's uniform?
  2. Have you ever been inside a short and frilly french maid's uniform?
  3. Have you ever been inside a long and plain working maid's uniform?
  4. Have you ever been wearing a petticoat?
  5. Have you ever been inside a corset?
  6. Have you ever been wearing garters?
  7. Have you ever been wearing seamed stockings?
  8. Have you ever been walking on 4" or higher stiletto heels?
  9. Has anyone else seen you dressed up in a maid's outfit?
  10. Have you been dressed up in a maid's uniform more than 10 times?
  11. Do you dress up as a maid more than once a month?
  12. Do you dress up as a maid more than once a week?
  13. Have you ever been the owner of a maid's uniform?
  14. Have you owned 3 or more maid's uniforms?
  15. Have you owned 5 or more maid's uniforms?
  16. Do you have a maid's cap?
  17. Have you obeyed dressing up as a maid, even if you would have preferred not to?
  18. Have you ever been dressed up as a maid while serving a Mistress?
  19. Have you been serving a Mistress more than 10 times?
  20. Are you serving a Mistress as a maid more than once a month?
  21. Are you serving a Mistress more than than once a week?
  22. Have you been wearing a uniform while dusting?
  23. Have you been wearing a uniform while cleaning?
  24. Have you been wearing a uniform while doing the laundry?
  25. Have you been ironing your own maid's uniform?
  26. Have you been wearing a uniform while tidying a Mistress's chambers?
  27. Have you been wearing a uniform while waiting at the table?
  28. Have you been wearing a uniform while answering at the front door?
  29. Have you been wearing a uniform while preparing the bath for a Mistress?
  30. Have you been wearing a uniform while assisting the Mistress in dressing?
  31. Have you been wearing a uniform when attending to the Mistress?
  32. Have you been introduced to your Mistress's friends, while wearing a uniform?
  33. Have you been instructed to serve your Mistress's friends?
  34. Have you been serving your Mistress and friends, even when feeling very humiliated?
  35. Has your Mistress brought you outdoors, your uniform only covered by a trench coat; or a similar event?
  36. Has your Mistress insisted the trench coat off, in a shop or in view of strangers; or a similar event?
  37. Have you accompanied your Mistress to visit Her friends, you all dressed up as the maid?
  38. Have you been addressed by your Mistress as "girl" or "maid" in front of strangers?
  39. Have you been assigned by your Mistress to serve at parties or events with large audiences to your humble status?
  40. Have you been wearing stiletto shoes or a maid's uniform, locked onto you by your Mistress?
  41. Have you been wearing a corset, locked onto you by your Mistress?
  42. Have you been wearing a collar, locked onto you by your Mistress?
  43. Have you been wearing a chastity belt, locked onto you by your Mistress?

  44.  

    B: Maid's Training
     

  45. Have you been trained to dress properly in a maid's outfit; in person, by video, written instructions or phone?
  46. Have you taken courses in make up; in person, by video, written instructions or phone?
  47. Have you been taught to stand correctly at attention; in person, by video, written instructions or phone?
  48. Have you been trained in walking on high heels; in person, by video, written instructions or phone?
  49. Have you been trained to curtsey with grace and humility; in person, by video, written instructions or phone?
  50. Have you received training in performing domestic chores?
  51. Are you undergoing corset training to reduce your waist?
  52. Have you been trained in assisting a Mistress when dressing?
  53. Have you been instructed on how to attend to a Mistress, according to Her personal preferences?
  54. Have you undergone comprehensive obedience training?
  55. Have you been taught to obey a Mistress's instructions, irrespective of how humiliating you may find the situation to be?
  56. Have you been punished for not doing something?
  57. Have you been punished for doing something wrong?
  58. Have you been punished for dressing incorrectly?
  59. Have you been punished for answering back?
  60. Have you been severely told off?
  61. Have you been instructed to stand in the corner for a length of time?
  62. Have you received over-the-knee spanking, with hand or hairbrush?
  63. Have you been corrected with a strap, crop or similar?
  64. Have you been punished with a cane, whip or similar?
  65. Have you been punished by your Mistress in front of somebody else?
  66. Have you been punished by strangers your Mistress have assigned you to?
  67. Are you feeling that the discipline has made you into a better maid?

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    C: Maid's Personality
     

  69. Is the Mistress a more important person than yourself?
  70. Are the Mistress's wishes more important than your own well being?
  71. Are you feeling well when the Mistress is pleased?
  72. Do you agree that the Mistress's instructions always are to be obeyed?
  73. Do you agree that it is up to the Mistress to decide which uniform you shall get into?
  74. Do you agree that it is up to the Mistress to decide what underwear you shall use?
  75. Do you agree that the Mistress has the right to decide your underwear, even when you are not in Her presence?
  76. Would it be natural for you to curtsey when the Mistress enters the room?
  77. Would it be natural for you to curtsey when the Mistress leaves the room?
  78. Would it be natural for you to curtsey when you enter a room?
  79. Would it be natural for you to curtsey when you leave a room?
  80. Would you say "Yes Mistress, thank You Mistress", when being told to serve tea?
  81. Would you say "Yes Mistress, thank You Mistress", when being told clean the bathroom?
  82. Would you say "Yes Mistress, thank You Mistress", when being told to bend over?
  83. Do you agree that it is at the Mistress's discretion to check if the maid is getting too excited when in service?
  84. Would you be grateful if the Mistress locked a chastity belt onto you, to keep you from making a fool of yourself?
  85. Would you consider a demanding Mistress to be a good Mistress?
  86. Does the thought of a strict Mistress, telling you how to behave, make you feel good?
  87. Are you a believer in the efficiency of strict discipline?
  88. Would you prefer your Mistress to be a strict disciplinarian?
  89. Are you grateful when the Mistress is using Her valuable time to punish you for your misdeeds?
  90. Do you agree with the statement " A maid should never be allowed to forget the cane in the closet"?
  91. Do you agree with the statement "Burning red buttocks are no handicap for a maid, because she shall never sit down on her bottom when being in service"?
  92. Do you agree with the statement "Burning red buttocks are helping the maid in concentrating on pleasing her Mistress"?
  93. Do you agree that obeying the Mistress is more important than avoiding humiliation in front of others?
  94. If you disobeyed the Mistress, would you always confess your misdeed and present yourself for punishment?
  95. Would you thank the Mistress for the punishment?
  96. Are you thinking about ways to please your Mistress when you wake up first thing in the morning and when you go to bed last thing in the evening?
  97. Are you considering your Mistress to be the most superior person in the world?
  98. Does the thought of being the property of a Mistress make you feel good?
  99. Do you enjoy the thought of being a full time maid to a Mistress?
  100. Would you feel privileged if you were allowed to kiss your Mistress's feet?
  101. Are you always thinking of ways to better yourself as a maid?
  102. Do you think that one day you will become a fully qualified maid?




To calculate your Test  Score, press the button below.


 
 

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    4 SUBMIT THE SCORE AND GIVE YOUR COMMENTS

    Please submit the test result to The Web Maid for statistical analysis

    Please tell me the Test Score:    (Do not hit return)


    Please send me any comments or suggetions:
     


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5 STATISTICS

Average score, 2nd June 2001:

40.8 (i. e. Good Maid)

Results:

3168 Maids have reported their scores

of which:

      306  Outstanding Maids (aver. 5)

      798  Excellent Maids (aver. 21)

      969  Good Maids (aver. 41)

      837  Fair Maids (aver. 60)

      222  Poor Maids (in need of training!)(aver. 79)

       36  Useless Maids (need to be broken in?)(aver. 95)

           
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